极速后核碎蛋钳乐队中国巡演

“碎蛋杂交季” 时间：2018年1月11日  晚 21:30

“碎蛋杂交季” 地点：家吧JahBar 成都市老南门大桥黉门街36-18号

“碎蛋杂交季” 入场劵：现场80rmb／预售60rmb

     S c r o t a l  V i c e （ 碎 蛋 钳 ）介 绍     

我们带钳子，谁敢碎蛋谁免票！

听说过“极端手术后遗症式强力碾核”吗？Scrotal Vice(碎蛋钳)这个从2013年起就没听止过捣蛋的悉尼碾核马戏团一直用他们喜欢的碾核，硬核，金属和朋克元素鼓捣出这种奇怪的风格，并且加入了合成器调料，戴上在日本买的面具。

在发行了2张极其操蛋的EP和不知道多少场澳洲本土的现场大乱斗之后，Scrotal Vice决心要带着他们标志性的虐鸡（鸡）实验到亚洲。2015年冬天他们就袭击过台湾，中国大陆和日本。

不过自打那以后Scrotal Vice就突然销声匿迹了，最近一次短暂活动也只是在澳洲-纽西兰的第三张EP <HUMANIMAL（人类牲畜）>巡演。此外坊间有听闻他们之中的一个怪胎开始在中国生活了，并且加入了北京的fastcore乐队Struggle Session(我才不会告诉你那是谁)。更有不肯具名的目击者称在日本大阪的硬核传奇乐队PALM中间的到了SV队员的身影；还有悉尼的前卫爵士/放克乐迷十分确凿地声称嗅到了这些怪胎们的臭味重归地下舞台。

现在我们终于可以负责地说，经过了两年暗无天日的时光，Scrotal Vice终于走出了混沌重新决定要开始新的亚洲之行。料想上一次被他们“宠幸过”的演出场地也应该清理好各种崩坏的狼藉，各位不明真相的观众们也应该从他们的手术现场伤愈复活了吧！那么这次就在2018年的一月，Scrotal Vice杂碎们要袭击中国，南韩，日本20个场地，带来他们和上一次一起捣蛋的众多乐队合作的新合辑。

对了，这次巡演的主题叫“碎蛋杂交季”。脚软了吗？

澳洲“極端術後強力碾核”Scrotal Vice 2017 “雜交季節”

巡迴 採訪 【中/英】

新專輯《HUMANIMAL》試聽

https://scrotalvice.bandcamp.com/album/humanimal

D: Terry of Dizine  S: Tess of Scrotal Vice

1.         D:看吧，Scrotal Vice這群澳洲蠢貨們又要來中國搗蛋了！闊別2年後再度合作， 這次是由主唱/結他手Tess Tortion (扭蛋怪俠) 來浪費珍貴的巡迴/搗蛋空隙時間接受Dizine的無厘頭採訪。我們首先請他講講這次中國巡迴的想法吧

S: 呵呵呵  別跟我爭了，誰浪費誰時間還不知道呢！不過重要的是我們真的滾回來了！我無法壓抑心中的波瀾！2年過去了，我想我們上次“侵襲”過的場地，被我們弄傷的觀眾還有我們自己吃麻辣燙吃得紅腫滾燙的“菊花”也都恢復差不多了吧！也是時候重新開始新一輪的大亂鬥了！這次從廣州開始為期2個禮拜，我們的惡作劇除了席捲上次已經罹難的部分城市外還有新增一些倒霉的地方，想到他們的夜生活會因為我們的表演陷入一團糟我就竊喜 哈哈哈哈哈。不過鑑於隊內一些傢伙長期蹲在髒亂差的朋克踞點(Squat)混日子身體缺乏足夠的鍛煉，我們這次選擇文鬥（碾核音樂）而不是靠赤手空拳打遍全國！

2.         D：除了最近出的<HUMANIMAL(畜人)>專輯以外，你們這一年都怎麼樣？都在忙些甚麼？

S: 事實上，Scrotal Vice已經沉寂差不多一年。今年年初只在悉尼演了一場然後開始新專輯的澳洲-紐西蘭巡迴，然後大家都各忙各的，神出鬼沒，以至於坊間有傳言我們怎麼怎麼了，在哪出現了，連我們自己都無法證實那到底是真是假。有的說我們其中一個傢伙跑到中國生活了，還加入了北京的fastcore樂團Struggle Session; 有的說他們見到另一個傢伙混進了大阪的硬核傳奇隊PALM。有些悉尼的實驗爵士/放克樂迷言之確鑿在現場嗅到了我們的氣味。

對於這些傳言我只能說我們已經準備好再套上臉基尼一個月，趁我們還沒再煩透隊裡互相的蠢把戲之前我們將會卯足勁大肆搗蛋的！

3.         D:在你們的簡介裡面看到“極端術後強力碾核”這種自創的奇怪風格。這到底有什麼含義麼？是甚麼啟發你們創造了這種奇怪的風格？

S: 我們的音樂其實也沒有遵從什麼嚴格的條條框框，我們做的就是把重的，快的（當然越快越好）以及想要表達的任何東西。大部分東西都是從我們急促的拍擊，比大便上的蒼蠅飛得還快的riff拼合起來。很多樂隊和風格啟發了我們的創作，不過當我們感到吵鬧的音樂，慣用的採樣以及單純戴面具的癖好也無法將我們定型的時候—我們乾脆操起傢伙創造自己的風格了。“極端術後強力碾核”包含了我們覺得最好的東西，無論從音樂上還是對雞雞刺激程度上說都是這樣 哈哈。

4.     D:回到。誠然這張專輯和這個拼合詞對於我來講都有獨特吸引力！那麼對於你們而言想通過歌曲表達怎樣的想法？ 我見到你們的歌名都挺奇怪：像“Meatswine Flu(肉豬流感)”, “The Practice of Wildlife Taxidermy is Subject to Legislation, Section C – Roadkill（野生動物解剖實踐應循守法例C部分-撞死動物條例）”之類

這麼說吧搶眼的歌名也有利於做更激進的音樂。通常來說我們不會想著在含義或者情緒上面下太多功夫考究，嗯.., 就是亂來，別當真。不過如果你非要我說的話我可以告訴你HUMANIMAL的歌詞主旨在於人類的終結和牲畜的開端之間的分水嶺。“The Practice of Wildlife Taxidermy is Subject to Legislation, Section C – Roadkill”故事性就強許多，每次我們巡迴路上見到可憐的被撞死的動物的殘骸都會把數目記下來，可惜的是現在這些數字早已拋諸腦後，要不然會有一筆賬關於這些動物是如何被飛來橫禍奪走了最後的一絲脈搏以及他們是如何身首異處和通過大自然的力量降解的。我們在紐西蘭見到一些天生不能飛的鳥類會很興奮基本上他們都在柏油路上成為了一灘泥… 我自己不是個貪婪的動物解剖愛好者，與其說獵奇倒不如說這些殘骸令我思考，如果自己見到路邊有死了的動物，你會帶回家把他們保管起來嗎？想這麼多是要付出代價的—澳洲有相當嚴格的動物保護法—至少閱讀味同嚼蠟的C部條例會讓你崩潰。

5.     D: 這些年你們已經在整個亞太地區巡迴多次。 你覺得中國的和其他地方的不同之處有哪些？ 我指的是碾核/硬核場景，音樂，次文化，獵奇玩意等。

S: 要說音樂和觀眾的話，中國真他媽棒！除了這裡有非常酷的樂隊玩著有趣的東西以外，朋克和硬核樂隊敢表達自己關於這個國家和人民的直觀情感，這是澳洲少見的。還有有不少人即使不瞭解演出內容無論陣容如何也會去看看樂隊現場，這個在我們那也不常有。

不過上高鐵地鐵的時候要過安檢真是挺奇怪，還有要隨身攜帶一卷廁紙要不然上廁所有你好受的，霧霾是個令人沮喪的點，不過可以和瘋狂的樂隊一起玩瘋狂的演出還有吃美味的食物那完全可以扳平這些扣分點了。

6.        D:那些樂隊你最期待可以一起同台？我見到了你們前幾站的海報上面有一些搶眼的名字：LxPxP, Tainted Dickmen…

S: 媽的我還真的不知道我會和誰演的最多呢… 我知道我們每到要到一個城市都要和一堆樂隊一起演，如果有誰盯著我們巡演排期發現我說錯的話我會挺開心的。說說我覺得很瘋很好玩的那些隊吧：Self Deconstruction, VVORLD, Cyberne, Palm, Terrible Joke, Flat Sucks, Die! Chiwawa Die!, Struggle Session, SCOD, Mama Techno, Backhand Thrust, Stink Mouth, Xiao Wang, Death Pact........可能還有更多！千萬別錯演出，就算看看這些樂隊有多瘋也好啊

7        D:最後一個問題。你們現場那麼危險，有沒有安全作業指導給想要到場的朋友們？

S: 還用問，在澳洲的時候就經常有WHS (Workplace health and safety勞動生產安全署)的人來找我們麻煩，真是一群掃把星。我是可以給點建議的，不過要是你想跟著做就能高枕無憂那真是too young too naïve了呵呵。你明明知道我們的演出就是要把你們的蛋都弄碎而你也只能乖乖就範的（除非你不來現場）。在這個“雜交的季節“我們希望在現場見到更多混亂和無足大礙的擦傷，多多益善！

最後，我們真的會卯足勁把最亂來的一面帶給大家。如果你有種賭上你的蛋的話，馬上可以免票入場！（你也不會蠢到做這麼危險的事對吧）

Questions answered by Tess Tortion (guitar & vox)

I translated his name before as (睾丸扭转)

1. Well well well. You fools are back in China AGAIN! Firstly I d to say thank you for wasting another minute in answering this piece of Dizine random shits. What do you say, about this coming China tour?

Well it's debatable about who's wasting who's time but we're here now, so let’s get on with it! We are very excited about coming back to China! It's been 2 years, which I think has allowed enough time for the venues, crowds and our spicy little malatang afflicted arseholes to recover. We're starting again in Guangzhou and smashing out about 2 weeks of shows in a mixture of cities we hit last time as well as some places that haven't had the misfortune of us ruining their night yet - we are very much looking forward to both! I'm a little worried that some of the boys haven't been putting in enough time at the gym to build up their thighs for all the squatters, but we'll battle on to take our music around the country regardless!

2. Apart from recording and putting this new release together, I mean the latest hits of the EP. How has this year been treating you so far? What’s been keeping you busy?

SCROTAL VICE has had quite a quiet year. We only played one show in Sydney last January coming off the back of our HUMANIMAL Australia-New Zealand Tour, then went our separate ways. There have been all sorts of rumors and whisperings concerning our whereabouts, but not even we can substantiate these claims.. Some say that one of us is living in China, playing with Beijing fastcore band STRUGGLE SESSION. Others claim they have seen another of us onstage with Osaka hardcore legends PALM. Progressive jazz and funk audiences throughout Sydney have also reported the unmistakable scent of rotting scrot emanating from the bandstands. All I can say is that whatever has happened this year, we are ready to don the masks for another month before we get sick of each other again and take another break.

3. Besides what you ve mentioned in the brief profile, what’s 'Extreme Post-Op Power Grind' specifically? What kind of stuff inspired you to creat such a freakass subgenre?

Our music doesn't really follow any strict guidelines or formulas, just that it has to be heavy, fast (where possible) and something that we want to play. Most of the chaos probably springs from our short attention spans, flitting from riff to riff faster than a fly to a turd. We draw influence from so many different bands and styles, but just in case our chaotic music, use of samples, and penchant for wearing masks wasn't enough to set us aside - we created our own genre. 'Extreme Post-Op Power Grind' captures everything we do perfectly, both musically and scrotally.

4. Now go back to < HUMANIMAL>. Honestly this album name as well as a great portmanteau is really catchy to me! What do you want to express through these songs with lots of weird names, e.g. Meatswine Flu, The Practice of Wildlife Taxidermy is Subject to Legislation, Section C – Roadkill etc.

Strong titles are just as important as making good music. We try not to get too caught up in meaning and emotion, so it's hard to say exactly what we want to express... If you pressed me I could tell you that the lyrical content of HUMANIMAL takes a fleeting glimpse at where the line between human and animal ends and begins. The Practice of Wildlife Taxidermy is Subject to Legislation, Section C - Roadkill has a much better story though. Whenever we go on tour we keep a carcass count of all the poor animals we see dead on the side of the road. Unfortunately I don't have any of the numbers on me currently but it's amazing to see all the poor beasts that have lost their final battle with an oncoming vehicle as well as well as the ways their carcasses are splattered and varying stages of decomposition. We were really excited to see some flightless birds when we were in New Zealand last year, but the only place we saw any was splattered on the tarmac... Whilst not an avid taxidermy enthusiast myself, the carcass count led me to wonder, if you do find a dead animal by the side of the road, can you take it home and preserve it? Turns out there is quite strict legislation in Australia as least, and Section C will offer you hours of joyless reading.

5. You guys had been touring around Asia-Pacific countries over the years. What’s difference between China and the other countries? I mean the grindcore/hardcore scene, music, subculture, weird stuff etc.

Music and audience-wise, China is bloody awesome! Not only are there some really cool bands doing interesting and amazing shit, but the punk and hardcore bands that have something to say about how they feel about their country and the people running it have a real passion that is lacking in Australia. It also seems like a lot of people are happy to go and check out a gig if there are bands playing, regardless of the lineup - that doesn't happen back home either...

It still feels strange to have to have to go through security checks just for the trains, remember to carry toilet paper with me wherever I go and the smog is a little oppressive but when you're playing sick shows with sick bands and eating heapsa sick food it all evens out!

6. Which band do you expect most to play with along this tour? I saw there are big names on the posters: LxPxP, Tainted Dickmen…

Fuck, I'm not sure who we'll be playing with the most... I think a lot of the bands are just playing with us in one city but am happy for someone to actually look at our tour schedule and prove me wrong. I can tell you we are playing with heapsa crazy bands including the ones you mentioned: Self Deconstruction, VVORLD, Cyberne, Palm, Terrible Joke, Flat Sucks, Die! Chiwawa Die!, Struggle Session, SCOD, Mama Techno, Backhand Thrust, Stink Mouth, Xiao Wang, Death Pact......... the list goes on! Make sure you come to a show or look up the ones you can't see live!

7. Last question. Any safety instruction for people going to your shows?

Of course, there’s always someone from WHS to put a dampener on things isn't there...! I'd like to offer some advice, but you'd be foolish to think that there are any precautions you can take - we are coming to crush your scrots and cunts in our vice and there’s nothing you can do about it (except maybe just not come to the show). We are hoping that the Mating Season will see as much chaos and injury left in our wake as possible.

We will be bringing a real vice to every show. If you are man enough to put your nuts in it, the tickets are free. That shit ain’t safe.

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